grace reminds me

Tsk. Some peoplleee.. Supposed to study but go and do tag ._.

And SOME PEOPLE SUPPOSED TO SLEEP BUT COULDN'T STOP UNTIL THIS WAS DONE. HELP.

*OMG ITS DONE. *sleeps

1.Where did you kiss the last person you kissed?
Rooftop Garden at her place.

2 .What’s the greatest thing that happened to you today?
Webcam date with my girl (:

3. How many TRUE best friends do you have?
About 5-10. They know who they are :)

4.Would you rather get up early or sleep in?
Obviously sleep in LOL

5.Tell me about the shirt you’re wearing?
Singapore is a FINE city (yes dear it's that shirt again :P)

6. What are you excited about right now?
My girl heading up KL in Oct.

7. Would you rather smile over a lie or cry over the truth?
Can I cry over a lie or smile over the truth? wth ._. No seriously, I'd cry over the truth.

8. What’s on your bedroom floor right now?
My amp, toilet rug, cousin's mattress lol.

9. Who’s the last person you got into a argument with?
I seriously can't remember. Not the type who does anyway.

10. Do you trust people?
Definitely, her :) and my best friends.

11. If you could move away, no questions asked, where would you move?
Europe!

12. Your favorite number?
I don't have a particular one - but it's gotta be 21 LOL *

13. Could you go a day without eating?
Yup.

14. How much do looks matter to you in a guy/girl?
A lot less than who she really is.

15. Do you like anybody right now?
My girl (: Wait scratch that - I love her :P

16. When was the last time you had your hair cut?
Before my finals I think.. I could use one now..

17. Would you rather be mad or sad?
Neither.

18. Does it take a lot to make you cry?
Define a lot. No, not much actually. Compared to most guys la.

19. Whats the best feeling in the world?
Love (:

20.Are you close with your mom?
You bet.

21. Are your parents strict?
I might get chopped by them if I don't say no - LOL what do you think? actually they are.

22. Do you tell your parents everything?
Nope.

23. Name some fears you have:
Clowns, twisted stories, horror stuff bout mirrors, 369 LOL

24. Does the thought of marriage scare you?
No hahah I don't really see why is it scary. If you made the wrong choice that's your own responsibility for a scary ending LOL.

25. How many kids do you want?
At least two - but I'd like three :P

26. What’s your favorite season?
Winter since we don't get it often

27. What’s your favorite color to wear?
White

28. Who was the last person in your bedroom?
Bro

29. What did you do today?
Webcam date, jamming and blitzone sessions.

30. Do you get bored easily?
Of what?! Dam subjective la this question LOL FULL QUESTIONS NEXT TIME PLEASE.

31. Are you in love?
Yup.

32. Did you ever want to change your name when you were younger?
Nop lol for what!

33. Do you wish you were famous?
Nope.

34. Do you make a wish at 11:11?
No I stare at the time and go "OMG DAM COOL WEII" *even cooler on 11 November 2011.

35. When you go to the beach do you swim or lay out more?
Swimmm..lay out.. wtf. DO YOU ACTUALLY NOTICE SUCH PETTY THINGS ._.

36. Who’s the last text message you received from and what did it say?
From herr~ lots of bedtime wishes.. and she asked me to sleep early heh.

37. What are you freakishly obsessed with?
Music

38. What’s your favorite song at the moment?
Everything Is Beautiful by Starfield

39. Do you like going to the mall to shop or just shopping online?
Both - depends on what I need to get.

40.Can music affect your mood?
Definitely.

41. What piercings do you want?
None.

42.Have you ever been in a cave?
A few lol. Forgot them names.

43.Ever eaten a bug?
YAH THANKS FOR THE BUG FROM CAMBODIA JASONN :D

44. When will you hang out with the person you last kissed next?
When she heads up in Oct (:

45. Are you in a good mood?
YUppp. Uh oh I think sleeping will be a problem here.. wait no it wont.. I'm so tired just doing this TAGGG

46. Would you rather skydive or bungee jump?
Skydive :D

47. Do you like snakes?
I think they're cool but I don't really like them lol.

48. What’s one place you would like to visit?
IBIZA

49. Do you like waffles?
YES ESPECIALLY TAMAN JAYA LRT A&W WAFFLES.

50. Does the number 23 have any significance to you?
LOL DAM RANDOM. Prime number la wth.

51. Be honest, do you like people in general?
Yupp :D

52. What color are the walls in your bedroom?
White

53. Do you think starbucks is expensive?
Nope it's just not worth it. LOL

54. Are you named after a family member?
Nope.

55. Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass or fail?
Passs (: wait fail - she's the only drug I'm on ><

56. Wanting to tell someone something?
Yupp

57. Last restaurant you went to?
McDonald's @ Amcorp

58. What is the weather like today?
Sunny till late afternoon, then it rained, and stopped.

59. What happened yesterday?
I learnt that wholesale clothes actually look good!

60. What would you do with five million dollars?
Save or invest the 4 mil.. and head to SG n pick her and for ONCE - ignoring the currency conversion rate while shopping :)

61. How many hours did you sleep last night?
About 7

62. Any upcoming concerts you want to attend?
TASTE OF CHAOS AND RUSSEL PETERS! RAWR

63. Who’s the last person that you felt was stalking you?
Dono.

64. Are you Straight Or The other way?
Straight.

65. Have you cried today?
Nope

66. Do you think that someone is thinking about you right now?
I don't think - I know so (:

67. Does it annoy you when someone says they’ll call, but never do?
In Malaysia n SG this is called FFK or PPK - fong fei kei or pang puay ki :P OBV IT ANNOYS LA ._.

68. What did you dress up as for Halloween?
Never dressed up for Halloween before.

69. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yeah.

70. What are you currently doing?
This la what else lol

71. If money was no object, what car would you drive?
THE NEW SKYLINE GTR PLEASEE.

72.Last song played on your itunes?
None. CUZ I DON'T USE ITUNES LOL ._.

73.What did you do for your last birthday?
Celebrating it with her (: It's my LAST birthday anyway (in advance :P)

74.How many pairs of shoes do you have?
I lost count after 5

75.What’s your dream job?
Own a company by musicians for musicians to improve the local music scene

76.What kind of laptop do you have?
I don't own 1

77.Favorite subject in school?
Chem (yes I'm THAT SAD)

78.State you most want to visit?
Melbourne/Victoria

79.5 people You're tagging to do this Quiz.
Adikku SLEPIN
JACKK (you dam long never blog d lor)
JS (thank me for the millions of people that will view your blog :P)
CHRIS (cuz I know you check my blog out :D)
DEB (Deb FONG I HAS NOT HEARD FROM U LONG TIMESS!)

the webcam will be your new best friend.

I quote Abby who quoted Steph :D




It wasn't just a trip down Singapore..













it's something you engrave on that chip inside your head. I met new friends, caught up with old ones, partied with crazy ones -










and met my special one..













I only wish that the trip were longer. and that these memories remain forever.










I know I'm a forgetful person.

that's why I keep pictures.
to-dos.
reminders.
messages.

all yours.

to remind me of you.



love. lots of it dear.

Queenstown Love

I'm just so tired I don't know where to begin wei..

Look out for this space.. I'm currently transferring 91MB worth of pictures. I hope it'll be good, but these pics are from Terry and Tysern.. so it'll don't expect pics that I took cuz I was just camera-lly deprived.



Just got back from the mamma mia movie.. and the funny thing is.. I kinda thought it was pretty good! A lot better than I expected (though Pierce Brosnan really sucks in this flick) - with all the ABBA tracks in this movie, it's a must-go for any die hard ABBA fan out there.


Oh and erh.. wah a bit full though - just had 'the best nasi lemak' at PJ indomee near Shell, old DUMC area.. Yes it was awesome, definitely worth the money - and yes Abby, I won't take so much heaty stuff k~ Just this fried chicken and sambal :P


Still restless as ever.. my biological clock is messed up, thoughts as well, is my life going to follow suit..?



Abby: We're clapping now and I'm really really glad about it :D unless u wanna use your hand and slap me la wtf. LOL. I'll post more about SG when I've the pics and when I'm a bit more sober.. just so restless X.X I seriously can't wait for October. Kinda sg-sick already :/ come quick before the sickness gets worst :/

i got no crazy pictures of me half body up

2008-09-12 : People were leaving and some were dying. *like me. Dying of lack of fatigue, restlessness, lethargy and insanity. Regardless of such conditions, we still had time. TO EAT :D TOGETHERRR AGAIN! Yeah, it was @ Restaurant Talipon Kelana Jaya (not worth the money.. I heard sunway mentari has steamboat/BBQ like this for only 17 bucks.) which costs 21.80 per person. I think. Nuff said but before that..


Credits go to one of the paling awesome photographers I know in my life - who never ceases to amuse me and impress me at times. A great brother-in-christ, a best friend and a PASSIONATE! notice there wasn't a noun after that word? That's cuz he redefines passionate - as a noun! wait then it should be passionaire..wtvv. You'll know what I mean if you meet him.. and ladies - he's single, available and ubER JOKER WEI.

I present to you, JASON :D

The man who gets his angles right. All the time.
Except maybe when it comes to maths la. I know you hate maths right hahahahaha

Told you he's got all the right angles.
Sharon - my fellow victim-of-a-communist-primary-school

CLAAAAAASSIC. :P

Encik Marcus who recently stumbled upon his new found love..

Diving.
*what were you thinking marc :P you scoring? XP

BRING ME TO TIOMAN AND TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADERR

LEADER = duty free alcohol.

Rachel and Yuhhui who hopped on my crazy waja that night..

bloody health freaks like my mom :P konon la health freaks - a mountain of cockles and clamfish and you trying to act all health conscious hahahahah yh you just lucky we didn't have photographic evidence.

Angles.


Because some people just can't stand being straight.




wtf.

Han Sheng! who came later after classes..
you're getting pretty fluent already man! gambatehh

Can you spot the lalas?
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LALA!!

Sorry I was referring to this pic. LALA!
kiddin k ahahah



Somehow our pics were getting kinda messed up towards later in the night..

Yuhhui you contesting for America's Next Top HAND Model ah.

FAIL.

:P

Just to prove that we were having STEAMboat.
o man bad pun.

Just because I'm smiling in this pic.

And because you're puffing like a pufferfish Jason hahahaha.

Also because Marcus is...

Marcus! wtf ahAHah

Goodbye Yuhhui.. T.T I hope the dinner was disturbing enough in terms of wellness to prepare your bowels for Manipal.. Have a great and safe trip.. this post definitely goes out to you my fellow tries-so-hard-to-be-lame-queen HAHAAHHA XP

But seriously, we'll really gonna miss you


:/
(emoticon at max size to emphasize)

Come back and show us how curry is REALLY done k? :D

PS: Fine it's not the last time I'm wearing that pink shirt of mine. dam comfortable okay!

i like pictures

In case you couldn't read..

PLEASE EMO'S - GET IT RIGHT!

On the way back to hometown.. filling the waja up first..
and that's the first and the last time you'll ever see me in pink.

B, it probably wasn't the best time to talk - but I'm glad we did anyway. Hope things are getting better :/

random.rants

I'm sure you can tell from the post title I'm slowly returning to my roots.. the source of glass.heart.. the emo-ness. Sigh. I really don't want to. Why is this happening?


To be honest these 3-4 years have probably been the most vibrant ones for me.. and though I know they will only get more vibrant.. I can't help but look back at them.





and tear?





tear apart my conscience and my sanity perhaps.. or just tear cuz I can't handle it? You know there's just so many emotions involved - I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START!

Is it because finals is tomorrow?

Is it? Or is it because I'm missing something or someone - yet I know where to find it.

Does it have anything to do with girl stuff? - Kege (hahahha good one laa.. funny how guys get emo when it comes to girls - see not ALL guys are blockheads)







Almost wanted to dig up all the old photos from friendster AND facebook and just.. start a walk down memory lane.










Maybe I didn't have the balls to do it.











I'm afraid I couldn't stop.











No.

I'm afraid I can't even start.

I really hope it's the exam stress thats piling on me..













but then again i f&#@ing miss you guys. so much.

Fact of the day: You were my muse and we both didn't know it. I didn't realise that the songs were only sung whenever you were here.

But even with you here - they'll never be sung again, ever.

Mamma Mia! The Movie

Mamma Mia, here I go again~ My, my~ How can I resist you?!?

Actually I can. X.X If you're talking about this flick the first thing that comes to mind is ABBA and those oldies that bring back so much memories.. painful memories that is.

Growing up with a dad who loved music so much he would dominate the in-car audio player, it's no wonder why there was always noise whenever the player was turned on. No it wasn't coming from the player.

I was ruthless, wild and had the word 'rebel' written all over my body like a tattoo.

He wasn't too shabby either - bandana hanging, scarred face, well-groomed with The Avalon *Zohan inside joke* and a pair of bell bottoms just to prove that the 80s still kicked some serious azz.


Ah. Those were definitely the days. The days where Backstreet Boys, N'Sync and 98 Degrees ruled the bubblegum pop generation. HOW COULD YOU EXPECT AN ARDENT FAN OF SUCH MELODIES TO CONFORM TO OLDIES LIKE - ABBA, The Carpenters, John Denver, The Beatles, Teresa Teng, Sally Yeh, Samuel Hui! *wow I actually named them!*

AHAHAHAHHA it's funny how what used to be the hugest family feud is now the hugest table/car/lounge talk between me and my dad! Anyways back to the movie Mamma Mia..

LIKE I CARE?!


I WANNA LISTEN TO BACKSTREET BOYS!

i love msn

WTF.

that's not gonna help me ace my Solid Mechanics paper.

WOOO LET'S GO CLUBBINGG!

If you expected those pictures of hot girls and hunks clubbing - forget it. Not here. The red X button on the top right corner of this window will save your trouble, and your time.

This is a battle : clubbing vs dancing.

I don't know what a clubber's life is like. But being as neutral as I can be (though I freaking love to jump around, shake a.k.a. goyang or shuffle or try and fail at dancing) I hope to gain some insight from the comments you guys will shower at me. Here goes!




Clubbing is just a night out, having an awesome time with your friends and also a great opportunity to meet new people - that is, if you don't get wasted. Also, a great opportunity to venture with your new buddies - vodka and whiskey :D Not your taste nvm.. there's cocktails.. So all in all it IS just a night to socialize, meet up with friends and party party party! Oh and how could I miss out on sightseeing! Don't deny the fact that tops the 'reasons-to-go-clubbing-list' of yours is to check out those hotties!


Dancing, on the other hand, is an expression itself. Can be done anywhere, anytime, with anyone or even alone! It's probably done best when spontaneous - in response to the music you're listening to, regardless of whatever dance background you came from - latin, hip hop, contemporary, jazz, street dancing etc. The stereotypical asian statement - "I can't dance la" is nothing more than a humble expression, cuz it takes two to dance. Two feet that is. Two elements - the music and you. So you think you can dance? lol everyone can dance it's a matter of whether you want to or not.

And now the question beckons.



Since a club plays music and there's alcohol as an extra incentive - why do people just stop and stare? WHY ._.

hello.there

hi.what,is.up,people?

i.thought,too.much,about.her,really.
though,she.or,they.never,think.about,me.the,same.way,no?

no,i.doubt,so.they've,other.better,people.to,think.about,really.

but,i'm.fine,don't.worry,alright?


now,you.should,be.feeling,it.too,no?dizzy,yes.it's,disturbing.
it's,less.than,three.weeks,till.i,face.the,giants.
this,is.a,mere.demonstration,what.it,has.already,done.to,me.

it's,infectious.it's,contagious.really,don't.be,affected.
there,is.no,cure.
of,periods.and,commas.it,is.only,fair.that,i.share,this.with,you.


what,is.this,exactly.typing,or.talking,without.emotions,no?
emotionless,or.full,of.it,doesn't.matter.
disturbia,it.definitely,is.it's,the.stress,piling.













yet I've found the answer - you.


I have found the spaces in between. Thank you.

whenever the time is right

or whenever it may be wrong.
it's doesnt matter at all,
cuz i may have lost my sight.









xxx









songs that used to take three months
now in a day i write
blinded somehow by a glance
it took me over like a trance

more than a feeling
beyond my control
something's pounding,
precipitating..

chokingandfumbling,babblingboutnothing
whereismydiscretionicouldvejustlostit
enoughicanttakeititsworstthannotbreathingletmegoplease









i'll sing about you. ineedto










sound the sirens, ignite the beacon
illuminate
illuminate
just like a lighthouse

a brawl with the storm,
in search of a soul
taken not its toll
by a watery hole

i plead for the calm,
that should hath follow
it'll leave me hollow -
you're gone tomorrow

song of the siren,
i wish it was not
played with my thought
you - that i sought

navigation has failed,
not once, thrice or two..
i lost my rhyme.. wait!
I feel the sight of you.

they'll never comprehend
this feeling inside
you too won't understand
why I just can't confide

beyond my senses,
you exhilarate me,
all that relentless
for you I must see.

no please no, don't leave
again you're impossible to find!
stuck in my mind
she's one of a kind

all that was gain
i now have lost
were you worth the cost
to be stuck in this frost?

thaw me once more


breathe right through my veins



cuz all that remains





are hopeless complaints.




PS: If you only knew. Sigh.

edit: it's ironic though - this is post # 111.
No plans. No schemes. No arrangements.
Just feel.

muster every ounce of confidence

Remember that girl or guy last night that caught your eye when you were at an event? After last night, did you regret not mustering the courage to approach and to get to know him/her?

So the next time it happens, a guy or girl that really catches your eye..



do you go?



or do you RE-regret?



Author's personal notes:

It has probably happened to a lot of people including myself countless times. The best part is after a looong session of regretting - the most repeated phrase said would be "It's okay, just remember not to make the same mistake again." LOL WHO AM I KIDDING. Hey maybe I just don't learn from mistakes that don't hit me hard enough hahaha..



What is YOUR take on this? It's just a little poll at the bottom - your click is greatly appreciated. Thanks. Your sincere opinions are most welcome too :D would love to hear from you guys.

resident.euphoria

The resident is in the house! Not exactly his own house - though it IS his element. It's none other than Patrick Oliver - resident DJ of MOS Euphoria! His style of music is a house-bass with ethnic and cultural influences from all over the world.


'nuff said here's one of the upcoming events he'll be spinning for



*before you ask why the heck should I go for this I'll tell you why
-because they've got an awesome DJ and you're bound to like what you see : college guys and girls that won't disappoint your eyes, might have to cuci mata (speaking from experience of attending college dance events)

my reason for attending is the music. REALLY LA WTF!

I think the flyer speaks for itself. It's not just a dance event with mad open dance 6 hours straight - there will be crews and solo performances all battling it out for the moneyy - how much? click on the flyer for more information. You won't be disappointed :)

Some essential details :-
Ticket prices : RM 15 (pre-sales) or RM 20 (door sales)
*If you're interested in pre-sale tickets just leave your contact in comments/cbox, I'll get back to you.
Date and Time : 15/8/08 Friday 6pm to 12am
Venue : Taylors College Subang Jaya Main Carpark

ooh and they got pretty good lighting and lasers like those you see in raves. i think. i miss raving or anything close enough to it - so hopefully I can make it for this one, hopefully you can too!

that would be patrick oliver tearing up the house down. electro house ftw.

Beijing 2008 Olympics and beyond it.

No sorry it's not going to be a picture post. Click that red button on the top-right corner to save your precious time you photo-philes..

You know. I didn't bother about the last one held in Athens, and perhaps it would be the same plans this year! Yay! Don't give no hoots about it!


But no. TV was on during dinner and somehow there was this celebration feeling pounding within me. maybe it was because of Argentina's lucky win over Ivory Coast yesterday.. then again there was nothing better to watch on the idiot box..

Honestly the opening ceremony started off with flying colours, literally. It is a continuous rush of adrenaline. Note : is - because it doesn't stop there. It's like watching The Dark Knight or V For Vendetta - as the clues and storyline unfold so does your heartrate and that curiosity is sharpening its knife to stab you like it did to the cat wth?

Anyways. Watching it was exhilarating enough - so much my breath was exhilaratingly trying to escape from me! in a nutshell...



WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU ACTUALLY FELT PROUD WHILE YOU WERE WATCHING THE TELE??



Those whose relatives or friends who won idol, so you think you can dance and one in a million or those reality shows shutup a. ._.

Anyways SERIOUSLY. Being a couch potato is probably the most unproductive thing that one can resort to - but it was different. I was proud. I was dam proud my eyes were stuck on that box throughout the entire presentation. Didn't even go toilet dei.

That's how spine chilling it was. It was that sense of pride just trickling down your spine.. to know that you have ancestors that migrated to where we are now. Speechless.

and zomg the unison! Their marching, the performances - it was so N'sync, Justin Timberlake could've lost his job! China did such a great job that 'proud' is an understatement to how any chinese should feel now!




I know I may not be from mainland China. At least part of me within these veins are.


random thought of the moment

you know the presidents or country leaders will wave at their national squad as they parade.. where's Badawi?


I'm a (CHINESE) couch potato and for once, I'm PROUD TO SHOUT IT OUT!

happy birthday

YEAH YEAH WOA O.

Happy birthday bro!


I actually used up my 100th post for this! and yes its so dam scheduled :D

Hope you like the T heh. And keep growing in Him!! All the best in them trials bro~

Dang, now I've to blog till my 1000th post for the girl of my dreams.

zebra-striped insomnia on the loose

Hey they just burnt down a HUUUUUGGEEE area of mangrove swamps right?

Well the newpapers were actually right about this and they even had a witness to testify!


A student, only known by the name Shee Ceng, was actually a victim of the burning! We got a chance to interview him in person and this is what he said.


Interviewer - I
Shee Ceng - SC


I: Hello Shee Ceng. I'm glad you could actually make it for the interview in despite of those horrible marks the blazing deforestation left on you

SC: #@!*&#)*!@&$()*@!#_*_!@#* SCREW THE MARKS, THEY TOOK AWAY SOMETHING SO PRECIOUS AWAY FROM ME. SO PRECIOUS I WOULD EVEN GIVE MY LIFE FOR IT.. AND NOW IT'S GONE! GONE YOU )#@*()(!#@09

I: *tries to calm SC as he is currently in an enraged frenzy somewhat like a schizo..

SC: *pauses and begins to sob



SC: They.. they.. took away my... s.. s... s...




my s.. s... s..




*has sudden spasms




SLEEP.




MY #(*@!ING SLEEP X.X



out of nowhere some psycho actually assaults us and threatened us to continue the interview, only to be known as Hhee Cong - HC

HC : EH YOU THINK HE'S AFFECTED? WHATABOUT ME? HAR? #@)!*#()*!@#8

SC : *is reminded of the trauma - begins to fumble

get away..

g..

g..

get away..

please...

HC : I DON'T CARE. THOSE MARKS AND SLEEP WAS NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT I LOST.

Did you even THINK about what happened when he couldn't sleep?

Did you?

I SAY DID YOU ANOT?!

no right.

NO RIGHT?!

I COULDN'T SLEEP ALSO LA. WHAT ELSE WERE YOU THINKING.

I DON'T CARE. THIS IS A SHOW RIGHT? hehehh hehehh WHERE'S THE FREE STUFF? GIVE IT. GIVE IT TO ME! hehehhe I SAID GIVE IT TO ME DAMMIT.

*the whole crew actually comes in to stop the furious HC.. only to fail.. leaving the entire crew wounded and injured..

SC: stop it.. please.. stop.. I.. I..

I think I have a solution..

HC: HMM?

SC: Will you.. please stop..? If I gave you a solution to the source.. of the problem?

please?

HC: HEH HEH HEH. AND WHAT WOULD THAT BE?

SC: It's.. not much.. perhaps..

*an abrupt moment of silent..

HC suddenly turns from an angry green dood.. into a young man.

HC : OH MY GOSH eh thanks SOOOO MUCH WEII! This is the end of our misery! Die you #(@*!(*#ing mosquitoes! NO MORE SLEEPLESS NiGHTSSS!~

wait a sec.. isn't this the Nuffnang Gift Ideas Con..

*DOOSH*BONk*KA-POW

SC and I: that should do the trick.. psycho. I think we outta get out of here.

SC: Yeah man. Thank God for realmart..

I: Yeah wei.. could've lost our lives there..


And the moral of the story is..

A MOSQUITO CAN FLY BUT A FLY CAN'T MOSQUITO.

omgwtfrandombbq.cheesesticksandonionrings.

therefore I would like to give slepin (Chee Hong, my bro) a mosquito zapper because that's the cause of his insomnia! them dumb mosquitoes! now we won't kena any more mosquito attack and I won't wake up in the middle of the night which eventually will cause you to wake up as well.

Didn't get the story?
Actually, I think if you look closely at the names you should know who is who by now. The real story is that we both couldn't bluddy sleep thanks to those malaria carriers.. which caused me to wake up at night to look for the zapper.. which caused CH to wake up as well ._. which made him quite dulan la. So here's to no more sleepless nights~~

the J in you

"Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was... a drinker, and a fiend! And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself; he doesn't like that. No. Not... one... bit. So, me watching - he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and says.. "Why so SERIOUS?" So, he comes at me with the knife, "Why so SERIOUS?!" He sticks the blade in my mouth, "Let's put a smile on that face! And...why so serious?"

"You look nervous. Is it my scars? You wanna know how I got them? Com'ere, look at me, look at me! See, I had a wife. And she was beautiful. Like you. And she would always tell me that I worried too much, that I needed to smile more. She was a gambler, got it in with the sharks. So, you see, one day, they decided to carve her face. We couldn't afford to pay the hospital bills...I just wanted to see her smile again, to let her know that I didn't care about the scars. So I took a razor to my mouth and did this, see? Now she can't even stand the sight of me! She leaves! But now, I see the fUnny side. See, now, I'm always smiling!"

Did you get it? I mean, besides the fact that it was dedicated to the late and ever so brilliant Heath Ledger..

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I WANNA GIVE YOU, TYSERN, A KNIFE TO BRING OUT THE JOKER IN U.















WAHaHahAHAHAHAHHA *sinister laugh

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Tysern* hands down you're the one of the most hilarious joker I've ever met in my life - and also a great pal. So buddy, thanks for the great times and perhaps, maybe this knife will put a SMILE ON YOUR FACE?

*Chong you know who the gift's REALLY for :) - I'm just labelling it on a NUFFNANGER. don't want a post like this to go to waste. I'm reverting it once they announce the winners.. editting this for the final time zzzz...

I hope you're doing well in Singapore and may this post serve to make you feel better in the crappiest of moments in life. Looking forward to you coming back bro!

Thanks Nuffnang and Realmart! - in conjunction with the Nuffnang Gift Ideas Contest



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